26/12/2015

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THOR picks up a pen from the table and writes a message on a side column of a takeaway menu which is also on the table. It says “Gone to Asgard”. He places the menu leaning against a vase of flowers on the table. THOR and SIF walk towards the kitchen and leave through the back door.


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EXT - JANE'S BACK GARDEN


SIF
Heimdall. Now.


HEIMDALL opens up the portal, THOR takes hold
of SIF and they leave via the portal. JANE walks
through the back door just as they fly up.


JANE
(She is holding the takeaway menu) Thor?! (To herself)
Well, I suppose at least this time he told where
he was going …



JANE goes back in the house.


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EXT – A BACKYARD OF A BAR IN NEW JERSEY,
THE EARLY 70's, NIGHT


A portal opens up in a wall in a dark alleyway behind a bar on the wall of a neighbouring building. LOKI comes out of the portal. It closes immediately behind him. He has a look around and looks confused. He's gone back in time.

Two girls stumble out of the back door of the bar. They're giggling, wearing the skimpiest miniskirts, boobtube tops and platform shoes.


GIRL 1
(to LOKI) Hey! Have you got a light?


LOKI
A light?


GIRL 2
Yeah man! To light these … (Shows him two spliffs)


LOKI
A light?


GIRL 2
Yeah! What are you deaf or something?


LOKI
Will this suffice?



LOKI conjures a small blue fireball on his palm and
leaves it hanging in the air in front of the girls.
LOKI walks towards the back door of the bar and goes in.
The GIRLS stand there stunned. The fireball
crackles for a bit and fizzles out.


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INT – A SMOKY BAR, 70’S


LOKI enters the bar. “Sympathy For The Devil” by The Rolling Stones has just started playing, we hear the opening lines. The bar is half full, about 15 people sit at various booths and tables. It is very smoky, the smoke irritates LOKI and he wafts it away from his face. The other patrons look at him for a bit but carry on normally. CAMEOS: STAN LEE, MICK JAGGER and KEITH RICHARD sit in one of the booths. A WAITRESS carrying a tray full of drinks notices LOKI looking confused and approaches him.


WAITRESS
Hey. Are you OK?


LOKI
Where is this?


WAITRESS
Where … What do you mean where is this? (Laughs)
Having a good trip, eh man? Going to a fancy dress party?


The WAITRESS touches LOKI'S armour on his sleeve.


WAITRESS (cond.)
Oh, that's quite cool actually …


The WAITRESS walks off leaving LOKI standing there baffled. 
He has a quick look around and walks over to the bar. 
The barman is wiping the bar.


BARMAN
Hey man! What can I get you?


LOKI
Where is this?


BARMAN
What do you mean, where is this?


LOKI
This! Where is this?



BARMAN
Are you high?


LOKI
No, I believe we are at sea level.
I simply wish to know where we are.


BARMAN
Sea level … ? What the … We're in a
bar in Galloway, New Jersey.


LOKI
New Jersey … in Midgard?


BARMAN
Mid … where?



LOKI
Oh! (Exasperated) Tell me - is everybody
here a complete dolt?


BARMAN
A what?



LOKI walks to the front door and goes out.


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EXT – THE STREET OUTSIDE THE BAR


LOKI comes out of the front door of the bar, stops and stands on the edge of the pavement. The street's busy with people milling about, cars driving past. A few prostitutes hang near by.


LOKI
(Calls out towards the sky)
Heimdall? (No answer) Heimdall? (No answer)


A PROSTITUTE walks over to LOKI.


PROSTITUTE
Are you looking for a good time honey?


LOKI
No. I am looking for a atmospheric perpetuity
tract to mend a disturbance in the
nexus portals space time continuum.


PROSTITUTE
Well ... I don't have a one of those but
I do happen to give the best -

LOKI
No, thank you. Excuse me.


The PROSTITUTE stands there looking confused. LOKI spots a New Age type shop on the other side of the street and walks over there dodging the traffic. The shop is shut. He moves his hand over the door handle and the lock opens. He goes into the shop.



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INT – A NEW AGE SHOP


LOKI walks in and closes the door behind him. There are several lava lamps on various surfaces. LOKI picks up one of them and looks at it closely not quite knowing what to make of it.

All of sudden the back door of the shop flies open. An old WOMAN stands there pointing a shotgun towards Loki.



WOMAN
Freeze! Put down the lamp!


LOKI puts the lamp down on a table and
starts to walk towards the woman.


WOMAN
I said freeze!


LOKI
Trust me, you don't want me to freeze.



LOKI turns his hand blue

WOMAN
Who are you?! What the hell
is that on your hand?!


LOKI turns his hand back to normal.


LOKI
I am Loki of Asgard.


WOMAN
What?! Don't be ridiculous!


LOKI
I assure I am being quite serious.


The WOMAN lowers the shotgun and leans it against a bookshelf next to the back door. She runs her hand over books on a shelf and finds
a book. She takes it off the shelf, places it on a nearby table, flicks it open on a page about the Asgardians and Loki and holds it up towards him pointing to a drawn picture of Loki.


WOMAN
You're telling me you're him?


LOKI
Yes.


WOMAN
No, you can't be – this … this shit ain't real.


LOKI
Yet here I am.


She closes the book and puts in it on the table.
She approaches LOKI and touches his arm.



WOMAN (cond.)
Wow. Not an illusion. Well … what are you doing here?


LOKI
I need assistance to get back to where I came from.


WOMAN
I thought you’re able to do whatever you want …
what do you need help for?


LOKI
My oh my. You do ask a lot of questions don't you?


WOMAN
Well, it's not everyday I have a god standing in my shop!


LOKI
What year is this?


WOMAN
1973.


LOKI
It seems the timeline has been distorted ...
I need to get back to the year 2014. Earth calendar.


WOMAN
Get out! 2014!? Jeez! You've travelled back in time?


LOKI
Accidentally, yes.


WOMAN
So the earth is still around? Haven't been nuked?


LOKI
Nuked?


WOMAN
You know … kaboom! (Makes a sound and
gesture like a bomb going off)


LOKI
No. Now, if you don't mind?


LOKI starts to look around the shop.


WOMAN
Knock yourself out. You know … I sell this stuff every day and
never think any of it is actually real ... (Takes out
cigarettes from her cardigan pocket and lights one) You want one?
(Offers LOKI a cigarette, he ignores her offer)


LOKI
Oh, I assure you it's quite real.


LOKI spots a box of runes on a shelf and picks them up.


LOKI (cond.)
Ah! This should do it.


WOMAN
Runes? You're gonna use runes?



LOKI
Yes.


WOMAN
Wow! You can travel in time with … runes?


LOKI
Well … I can, yes.


LOKI kneels down, takes some runes out of the box, lays
them on the floor and re-arranges them in a circular
shape. He moves his hand over them and the pattern in each
piece unites with the next one forming a solid line.
A portal opens up in the floor.


LOKI
Thank you Madam, you've been most helpful.


WOMAN
No problem. Hey, any tips about the future?


LOKI
Yes. Do not go into New York city in the spring of 2013.


LOKI jumps into the portal, it closes behind him.
The runes on the floor return to their original state.
The WOMAN picks up one of the runes and looks at it closely.




WOMAN
(To herself) Oh man! Nobody is going
to believe this! Why didn't I take
a photo of him? Damn!


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EXT - A BALCONY OF LOUHI’S PALACE IN POHJOLA


LOUHI stands on a balcony. Her pet LYNX stands next to her. NEITO approaches LOUHI. She is in full battle gear. She has multiple weapons and a shield.


NEITO
Mother. We are ready.


LOUHI takes NEITO by her hand and squeezes it. NEITO smiles and leaves. LOUHI lifts her arms up and spreads them. She points into the distance with her palms upright. The clouds above start to turn dark and form a storm. There are massive rumbles of thunder and lightning.


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EXT - AN OVERVIEW OF ASGARD


A massive storm approaches Asgard. It’s snowing, hailing and thundering.



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EXT - THE ASGARDIAN PALACE GROUNDS


FANDRAL, VOLSTAGG AND HOGUN plus a group (5 or so) of Asgardian soldiers come out of the palace doors. They’ve heard the thunder and wind and have come outside to see what is going on. They see the approaching storm, it’s gathering pace. In no time it is above them, it is hailing so hard they have to go back inside. They just about manage to close the palace doors because the wind is so strong. The hail turns into snow, it’s still thundering. The camera pulls back into the sky, an overview of Asgard, all of it covered in snow and ice.


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EXT - THE ASGARDIAN PALACE GROUNDS


NEITO and her troops have arrived in Asgard using the storm as a cover to take them by surprise. They’ve taken over the palace. There's been an almighty battle, the palace and the grounds are full of debris, smoke is pillowing out from various piles of rubble.




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